Transcription: Greetings! I feel I thank you for calling this psychic hotline. What sign are you? I knew that! Let me consult my crystal ball. I see great things in your future. You are on the cusp of Venus. With Venus behind you, you will live a long and happy life. Oh! I feel the moon is in the seventh house. But unfortunately I am not in mine. Please leave a message. The first minute is free. And may the stars be with you.
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